Jen’s ($85,000) Friend

It appears that “Jen” (as in “Jen and I”) has a new live-in friend, courtesy of the taxpayer.

Jenny’s lifelong friend, Lynelle Stewart, has managed to score an $85,000 a year job at Kirabilli house to hang out with Jenny. The job wasn’t advertised and it requires a level of security clearance. No one’s really sure what her duties are, the media haven’t questioned the PM on the appointment. Kirribilli House already has a housekeeper / cook, a House Manager and four or five security staff as well as four caretakers who help maintain the gardens and the home.

True Crime News Weekly reports that Jenny thought up of the idea of having a full-time personal assistant after becoming increasingly “isolated and anxious” living in the political residence nestled on Sydney’s Harbour.

So how did she manage to land this job? Well, it turns out that Lynelle’s is married to a guy called Tim Stewart. Tim and Scott are also good friends. Apparently Tim is a QAnon conspiracy theorist individual who tweets under the handle @BurnedSpy34. For those of you who don’t know what this is, check out the article in The Guardian –  The FBI describes “conspiracy theory-driven domestic extremists,” as a growing threat,  and specifically mentions QAnon, a shadowy network that believes in a deep state conspiracy against President Trump.

Tim Stewart is a 51-year-old father, Cronulla Sharks supporter, one-time operator of an online health food venture called Fruit Loop, a former bankrupt who came out of insolvency in 2015 … and long-time friend of Mr Morrison. He claims to be able to influence the PM.

There’s more to this story than we’ll ever know.

Further reading


With friends like these –

Revealed: the QAnon conspiracy theorist who is friends with Australian PM Scott Morrison –

Scott Morrison’s friends in weird places –

The conspiracy theorist claiming to influence Scott Morrison –

FBI document warns conspiracy theories are a new domestic terrorism threat –

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