Car Park Rorts

Leading up to the 2019 election the LNP promised to spend $660 million trainstation car parks, mostly in LNP or Marginal seats, now known as the Car Park Rorts. This money was part of the so-called $4.8 billion Urban Congestion … Continue Reading →

Cormann Jumps Ship

Senator Cormann was Australia’s longest-serving finance minister, in the job since 2013. After seven years, three Prime Ministers I’ve got no idea what his achievements were. He oversaw the: 2014 budget Our Largest ever debt The knifing of Turnbull The … Continue Reading →

More grants to LNP seats

We all know about SportsRort but there’s another scheme that far outspends it. Thanks to the great Michael Pascoe with help from Vince O’Grady for making this one public. The Community Development Grants has spent over $1billion since 2014 – … Continue Reading →

Sports Rort Saga

Where do we even begin with this story? It was the biggest story of 2020 and looked like seriously damaging the Morrison government until the Corona Virus came along and the media moved on. It’s not over yet, but here’s … Continue Reading →

Start the Boats

No one expected the LNP to win the 2019 election, especially the LNP. To prepare for their impending loss they laid a few booby traps for the incoming Labor government. Unfortunately (for the LNP), these traps backfired. First thing that … Continue Reading →

Nǐ hǎo Chinese Warships

As mentioned earlier (https://www.thedodgybrothers.com/start-the-boats/), no one expected the LNP to win the 2019 election, especially the LNP. To prepare for their impending loss they laid a few booby traps for the incoming Labor government. Unfortunately (for the LNP), these traps … Continue Reading →