Barnaby the Drought Envoy

When Michael McCormack was elected National’s leader, Barnaby went to the back bench and complained about living on a backbencher’s salary. Morrison appointed him as the Special Envoy for drought. People assumed that he would help the government come up … Continue Reading →

The Watergate saga

Sep 2017 – The short story is that the Government bought $80m of water credits and we got no water. The long story is far more complicated and involves a government minister, Angus Taylor, a company (Eastern Australia Irrigation) he … Continue Reading →

Barnaby the Kiwi

Section 44 of the Constitution states that any person who – (i.) Is under any acknowledgement of allegiance, obedience, or adherence to a foreign power, or is a subject or a citizen or entitled to the rights or privileges of … Continue Reading →

Bonking Barnaby

Not sure where to start with this story, it’s amazing. Basically, it goes like this…Barnaby Joyce had an affair with his staffer, got her pregnant, left his wife and kids, was discovered to be a Kiwi, won a by-election and … Continue Reading →